"You...me...let's have spooky kids now!"
"You...me...let's have spooky kids now!"
This is not a normal fansite. There will be no information about tour dates, or
hit singles. Though Marilyn Manson may be one of the most
fascinating beings on the planet today, we feel that there are
more than enough Marilyn Manson fan Web sites to keep everyone
and their Sea Monkeys occupied for the next twenty years. 
Instead, this page was created to serve a
higher purpose. This page is based on a dream. You see, there
are so many lust objects out there today. Everyone from Elmo to
Ricky "Kill Me NOW!" Martin to that hottie Bill Gates has graced
the cover of every hormone magazine out there. The problem is
that they are all directed to pander to the fantasies of the
status quo. Well what about those of us who are both more and
less discriminating at the same time?
Canton, Ohio decided to bless us with Marilyn Manson, possibly
the most bangable but least desirable to bring home to meet the family
entertainer of the moment. Finally someone on the cover of
"Metal Edge" and "Rolling Stone" that makes males and females across the
country drool. Manson has never admitted that he gets
hundreds of invitations to prom daily. 
This site is based on a nightmare.We hope that
one day Mr. Manson will discover this page and make one, two, or even a whole
squadron of dreams come true. For many of us,
Marilyn Manson is THE ideal life companion. I mean he's got it
all. He's intelligent, successful, has hit videos on MTV, talks
with a really soft and deep voice, and not
to mention, he's DEATHLY! So needless to say, experiencing an
encounter with Marilyn Manson is everyone's fantasy. 
Mr. Manson please,if
your're reading this, take a look through our Meat Locker.JOIN SFSMM!!!
Really, we'll take anybody who bothers to take out a hook in the Meat Locker (you can also read the tales of others who have come here before you. Okay, fine, it's a hyped-up Dreambook, but be dammned if it doesn't work. It's painless. Well, unless you want pain, in which case we don't have to tell you how to use your own hook. You can share as much or as little about yourself as you choose. Oh, yeah, and as a member, you're welcome to steal the ugly banner (made from the colors of Manson's own eyeball) that appears at the top of this page.
Society for Future Husbands for Britney Spears.
The author thought that one was so charming
it deserved the
flattery of imitation.
2001 Electric Apocalypse Productions
