HEY DUH-BUYUH!!!
Against abortion?
CUT OFF YOUR DICK!
"If you don't turn on to politics, politics will turn on
you." --Ralph Nader
Many young people never knew it during the campaign,
but George W. Bush is really fucking cool! He and his wife have attended
concerts by Cannibal Corpse, Venom, Sepultura, Cradle of Filth, and even
Metallica--not just because they're cool young headbangers at heart, but
because they care about the Amerikan youth.
See Bush and Dick playing together!
Whoa, check this out everybody! It's Bush
himself posting on the Internet! Wow!
MASSAGE FROM CROWN PRINCE GEORGE W. BUSH
Welcome to the official website of my coronation as
King George II of this great land...oh, I mean the 54th Presidential
Inauguration. My chosen Minister of Affairs Richard Cheney and I
are pleased you could visit, especially because I done
did type this up all by m'self, yup.
On January 20, 2001, it will be my honor to be granted
the full powers that are do me as a Bush son. The theme of
the coronation is "I Won and Gore Didn't, So Nyaah Nyaah!" The
events we have planned are designed to honor...ME, of course!
All
Americans are invited to share in this historic
celebration, or suffer the dire consequences of my raft.
CHENEY:Uh George...George man, that's "wrath". W-R-A-T-H.
BUSH:Hyuck, I knew that, impotent knutemeister. Dare you implode that
yer suffering has no word kind of thingie?
CHENEY:My bad. Sorry. Go on.
The Inaugural ceremony dates back to April 30, 1789, when our
nation's first president, George Washington, took his oath of
office on Wall Street in New York. Thomas Jefferson was the
first president to be sworn-in to office in the new nation's
capital of Washington, DC. In 1933, the Constitution was amended to establish January 20th as the
official Inauguration date. Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the first president to be sworn-in under this
amendment. Of course all this means precisely dick to
me (No, Cheney, you limburger, I wasn't calling you) since I've made
cow shreds out of the rest of the Konstitooshun.
This website is my golden opportunity to brainwash more
minds into thinking W is for WEINER!
CHEYNEY:That's "winner", my man.
BUSH:Fuck off already, shrapnel-head!
Well, whatever. Enjoy yer free speech while you have
it. Me and the wife are off to do a little W of our own...white lines.
Bye-bye,
George W. Bush
Boy, I sure feel great about the future!
Don't you?
Be a good little revolutionary and check these links out.
Screw the mofo Constitution, why, I say, why do you done did think that there duh Duhbuyuh did done do is a was will done did be a maroon?
Read these Bushisms for yourself!
Healing
Tone
PLEASE STEAL THESE BANNERS!
(But be a pal and download)
2001 Electric Apocalypse Productions
The author of this page is NOT a Democrat and was not all that
thrilled with Al Gore, either.
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